Title: Drunk drabble (ONE-SHOT)
Pairing: Akame
Disclaimer: I do NOT own them (to bad)... well I do in my dreams (in my oh-so-perverted dreams) >_<
Raiting: no idea.. since it’s my first fanfic.. and since I don’t even know what all those NC-17 and stuff means xD
Summary: Jin is helping the drunk Kame to get home after a night out with the KAT-TUN members... but he isn’t exactly happy to be the one helping Kame... find out why?


How the hell did this happen?!?

Jin thought as he was leading a drunk Kame towards the latters home.

Why did I end up being the one to take him home?

Jin thought himself, although he knew the answer to that very well. Damn them! He cursed the rest of his band mates in his mind and made a mental note to himself to remember to give them a well deserved punishment next time they met.


Why the hell do I have to do this just because the know THAT?! This isn’t helping at all! Do those really stupid and annoying brats really expect me to make a move on Kame while he is in this state?! DAMN IT!


“neeeeee.. Jiiiiiiin?” the drunk Kame managed to say while he was wobbling, leaning on jin’s shoulder.
“yes?” came the very patience answer from jin. Although patient was the one thing Jin really did NOT feel... not just because of the situation he was in.. it was also because of how slowly they were making progress on their way to Kame’s apartment.
“are you angryyyyyyy?” Kame said, pouting at Jin.
“whaaat? No no of course I’m not angry.” Jin answered but he could hear himself how false it sounded.
“yees you are sooooo angryy! Whyyyy is jiinjiiiin angryyy?” Kame whined trying to focus his gaze on jin.
“I’m not angry okay?”
“yes you aaaaaaaaare!”
“no I’m not!”
“yeeees”
“no!”
“yes...”
“NO DAMN IT!!”
“seee... you are angry...”
”NO!”
“yes”
“NO”
“NO”
”YES”
”ahahhaa you said it! Bakanishi! I’m smarter than you even though I’m this drunk” Kame giggled at his victory.


DAMN IT! Why am I even here?!

Jin cursed his band mates in his head again, this time even more angrier than before.


“Jiiiiiiiiiiiiin?”
“yes, Kame?”
“do you hate me?”
“EH? Why would I?” Jin asked, now he was really confused.
“... ‘cause you’ce been acting so cold against me recently.. and litte cute kame does not really like that....” Kame said, pouting, speaking of himself as another person.
“........no I haven’t and no I don’t hate you Kame...”
“yeeeees you haaaaaaaave and yes you doooooo!” Kame whined and pouted at him again.
“I have not acted cold against you okay?”
“yooooou sooooo have...” Kame whined again and contiued pouting.
“NO I HAVE NOT! JUST GIVE IT A REST, OKAY?!”


DAMN IT! I yelled again, and now he’s going to go on about me being all angry again... Kame is really annoying when he’s drunk... but that pout... it’s.. SO CUTE!! Nononononono.. what the hell am I thinking?! Oh god, why have things become so complicated?

He really had been acting colder against the younger boy, but there was a reason for it, a really good reason which he couldn’t share with Kame since the reason he was acting cold was just to hide that reason.... and what’s worse is that it was that reason that got him into this mess.. well not only that reason.. more like that reason being found out by T-TUN and them using it to get Jin to do this....


oh they are soooooo dead when I meet up with them tomorrow.. oh yea.. KAT-TUN will become KA after the tragic deaths of T-TUN...

Jin thought and unaware to him an evil smirk was formed on his face.. and it was seen by the very cute, pouting, drunk and very annoying Kame.


“Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiin?”
“yes Kame?”
“why do you have an evil smirk on your faaaaaaaace?”
“I don’t”
”... yes you do...”
”NO, I don’t!”
“okaaay....... you don’t have one...”
“right”
“Jiiiiiiiiiiiin?”
“yes Kame?”
“... could you just tell me exactly why you’re angry at me?”
“I told you, I’m not angry.”
“... but you aaaaaare.”
“NO, I’m NOT”
“......okaaaaaay.”


they had now reached Kame’s apartment and Jin was fumbling with the lock when Kame spoke once again..

“Jiiiiiiiiiiin?”
“yes Kame?”
“.... why do you hate meeeeee?”
“EH? Damn it Kame! I told you I don’t hate you! It’s quite the opposite actually....”
“soooooooo.... you LOVE mee?”
“... I did not say that...”


oh god, this is so going in a direction that I don’t really want to... we are getting close to the reason I really don’t want him to find out.. to close actually.... damn why do I have troubles with the damn door?! If I can just get it open I can get Kame to bed and then get out of this crazy mess.. yees! I did it!

Jin led Kame into the apartment and towards the bedroom.


“Jiiiiiiiin?”
”yes Kame?”
”sooooooo... you don’t hate me?”
“no kame, I don’t hate you..”
“theeeen... do you like me?”
“yes kame, I do like you...”
“reeeallyyyy... theeen... do you love meeeee?”
“.......”


damnt it! How do I come up with an answer to that?! Why is he asking all these questions about stuff like that? Waaaiit.... does he already know that the reason for me acting cold is that I realised that I actually like... no LOVE... him?! Gaaaaah! This is driving me crazy!!!

He didn’t answer, he just kept on leading Kame to the bedroom and just as they entered...


“....... Jiiiiiiiiiiin? No answeeeer? I’m waitiiing....”
“.....”
“.. okaaaaay... soo maybe you do love meeeeee... theen... if I do this... will you be angry?”


And suddenly he pushes Jin to the wall, something he wouln’t have been able to do because of his drunken state, if Jin had been prepared for it, which he wasn’t.


“Kame??....what are you-“


The meaning was cut short because Kame crushed his lips agains Jin’s. Jin’s eyes widened in surprise as he felt Kame’s lips being pressed against his own, but he didn’t break away.. instead he answered the kiss, drawing Kame closer to himself and he found himself moaning into the kiss.


What the hell am I doing?! Nononononoono, bad Jin! Very very bad Jin! STOP THIS NOW!

But his own body wouldn’t listen to him, it was to busy playing with Kame’s hair and groping his cute litte ass...

Wait? Cute little ass.. what the hell?! OH GOD, this is the reason I was acting cold against him! I can’t controll myself when I’m around him! I need to break this off right now!

But even as he thought that he knew it was impossible for him to do so.. this was what he’d been dreaming of for a long time now.. him and Kame.. alone in a bedroom.. kissing.. maybe doing some more perverted stuff later on... it was what he really wanted...

The kiss ended with Kame backing away from a shocked and panting Jin with a satisfied grinn on his beautiful face.


“I knew it!” he said, suddenly not sounding so drunk.
“what?” Jin asked confused at the sudden change kame had made.
“You do love me! That’s why you have been avoiding me isn’t it?”
“w-w-wha... what are you talking about? I told you I haven’t been avoiding you, okay?” Jin stutterd.
“oohh nooo, don’t you lie to me Akanishi Jin!! you sooo have! Did you actually seriously believe that I wouldn’t notice that you’ve been avoiding being alone with me, talking to me, touching me.. you haven’t even looked me in the eyes in such a long time! And don’t think I haven’t noticed the not-so-discreet looks you’ve been giving me when you thought I wasn’t looking!!”


WHAAAT?! He noticed all that? DAMN IT!! What the hell do I do now.... waaaiit... wasn’t he drunk like.. 10 seconds ago.. what the hell?! He doesn’t seem drunk now?! What is this?!

And that was so true.. there was not a single sign indicating that Kame had actually been drunk not more than 2 minutes ago.


“... weren’t you drunk?” Jin asked suspicous.
“w-w-what are y-you talking about? I am drunk!” this time it’s Kame’s turn to stutter.
“.. you were faking it weren’t you?”
“.. NO, I wasn’t .. I mean.. I’m not.. I AM DRUNK, OKAY?”
“you are NOT drunk.. I can see that much.. don’t try to get out of this one..”
“okay okay.. I was faking it, I’m not drunk.. I did lie.. BUT YOU STILL HAVEN’T GIVEN ME AN ASNWER TO WHAT I SAID EARLIER!”
“......”
“JIIN? TELL ME! WHY WERE YOU DOING ALL THAT? WHY WERE YOU AVOIDING ME?!”
“why do you think I did it?” Jin asked, on the surface calm.. but he was actually panicking inside, trying to find a way to get out of this mess.
“I already gave you a possible explanation.. soo.. am I right? Is it because you love me?”

what am I going to do? Shall I tell him.. or shall I just push this whole thing away and pretend like it never happend? Damn why did it become so complicated?!... wait.. HE kissed ME before.. does that mean he loves me to?

Jin studied Kame’s face very intense, trying to figure out what the younger one was actually thinking.

Damn, I can’t see what he’s thinking.. but wait.. is it hope shining in his oh-so-beautiful eyes? Naaah.. it can’t be.. I’m only seeing it because that’s what I want to see.. or am i?


“JIN?!”
“Ehhh?”
“you were spacing out, and you still haven’t answered my question.. tell me the truth.. please Jin..” Kame pleaded.
“what if the reason you said is the truth.. what would you do?”
“oh nooo! Don’t you dare throw it back at me like that Akanishi Jin! Damn it Jin, don’t give me any freaking what if’s now! Answer me honestly!”
“okay okay.. yes it is the truth.. I do love you.. and it is the reason I’ve been avoiding you.. I didn’t want to destroy our friendship by doing something as foolish like confessing and then being rejected by my own best friend! It would destroy our friendship and it’s the last thing I want to! But it seems like it was exactly what I accomplished by avoiding you.. I’m so sorry Kame! I didn’t mean to make you sad and angry.. I just-“
“what made you so sure about me rejecting you?” Kame cut him off.
“...eh?”
“I said: what made you so sure about me rejecting you?”
“I heard what you said.”
“then why did you pretend you didn’t”
“because I was wondering whether it means what I want it to mean...”
“it probably does”
“probably?”
“yea well.. you can be an idiot sometimes.. I mean you’re nickname is Bakanishi so I can’t really be sure that you’re meaning what I think that you are meaning... but if you are.. you would be thinking that I wouldn’t have rejected you.. quite the opposite actually, since I love you too..”
“......”


Jin was to shocked to come up with an answer, so all he did was to pull the smaller and younger boy into a warm embrace, wondering if it was actually happening or if it was just one of his usual wierd and often perverted dreams about Kame... he realised that it actually wasn’t a dream when Kame pulled back a bit, looked into his eyes, smiled and then leaned in to kiss him since the kiss felt to real to be a dream, it was a so many times better than he could ever dream of... the kiss deepend and Jin licked Kame’s lower lip, asking for entrance and he sighed of pleasure when Kame parted his lips, letting Jin’s hot, wet tongue into his mouth. Jin pushed away from the wall he had been leaning on and led Kame against the bed, where they fell down, Jin on top of Kame. They didn’t break off the kiss for a while, but the kiss came to a natural stop and they just lay there on the bed, Kame had his head cuddled into Jin’s neck. They just lied there in silence for a while, both deep in thoughts.

Oh how stupid I’ve been. Because of me avoiding Kame I didn’t notice that he actually was in love with me too. If I just could have gathered the little courage I own I could have confessed to Kame and we would have been together and happy much earlier. Oh well, there is nothing I can do about that now, no need to worry and be all angsty about it since we’re actually together now... ^^


Jin pulled Kame closer to his chest and the younger boy cuddled closer into his neck. Jin smiled and then he finally broke the silence...

“don’t think I’ve actuall let you off for pretending to be drunk just because of all this..” he said smirking.
“oh well, it was sooo worth it” Kame said, lifting his head from Jin’s neck, smiling cutely.
“hmm.. really?” Jin melted at the cute smile Kame gave him.
“really!!”


Jin smiled happily as he recieved a cute peck on the mouth as a proof that Kame was really honest about what he said and he found himself actually being gratefull against T-TUN for making him take the “drunk” Kame home, since that was what had made all this happen..

Hmm.. mybe KAT-TUN can stay KAT-TUN and not turn into KA because of me murdering T-TUN... although...

“how did you really come up with the idea of pretending to be drunk?” he curiously asked Kame.
“eeh... I just came up with it...” the answer came avoidingly.
“oooh reeaallyyy?”
“yes, really...”
“I don’t believe you. I can see that you’re hiding something!”
“eeeh? Noooo... I’m not hiding anyting...” but since Kame avoided to look Jin in the eyes, Jin knew that he was lying...
“I sooo don’t believe you, you’re such a lousy liar Kame... tell me the truth!”
“I am! I’m not lying!”
“oooh yes you are and I’ll get it out of you one way or another.. you know that.. I’ve always been able to find out stuff you’ve been hiding before... see.. I remember that you’ve always been quite ticklish..” he said smirking.
“hehe..no...Jiiin...I’m not hiding anything..” came the uncertain and nervous answer.
“oh really.. well then we just have to find that out don’t we?” Jin said as shoved Kame’s arms over his head and held them there with one hand and started to tickle him with the other.
“JIN!! STOOP!! DAMN IT JIIIN!!” Kame screamed as he was trying to get out of Jin’s hold.
“if you want me to stop then tell me the truth” came Jin’s calm answer.
“OKAY!! I’LL TELL YOU, I PROMISE!! PLEASE STOP!”

Jin stopped the tickling but he didn’t let go of Kame’s arms.

“speak”
“eeh.. yees.. erm... anoo... T-TUN kinda came up with the idea... they said that since we both liked each other but you wouldn’t dare to tell me how you really felt... I should just confirm it in another way...”
“ooooh reeeally.. THEY came up with the idea....”
“...... yea... they kinda did....”

The warm grateful feelings he had felt for T-TUN not that long ago quickly disappeared and where replaced by other, not-so-happy, feelings as he realised he had acted according to THEIR plans all along and that THEY had played him during all this time.

Hm.. maybe KAT-TUN will become KA tomorrow because of the tragic deaths of T-TUN anyway.... yea... probably...

He thought and once again an evil smirk formed on Jin’s face and once again it was seen by Kame who became even more nervous and even worried when he saw it. Jin noticed that and decided to take advantage of it..


“sooo.. now that I know the truth.. it’s time for you’re punishment..” he said, still with a smirk on his face.. but now the smirk was more like.. perverted....
“w-w-what punishment?” Kame manage to stutter.
“oh you’ll see... you’ll see... but don’t worry to much, ne?” Jin answered still smirking.


But that statement only made Kame even more nervous and worried as he was trying to figure out what kind of punishment Jin was going to give him.


“hmm.. you still look worried even though I told you not to worry.. I would never hurt you you know.. and I can assure you that the punishment is going to be wonderful, memorable, different and not to mention pleasurable.”



-THE END-



A/n: okay.. I’m not that happy with it and it’s really not good.. but it’s my first fanfic ever.. and you gotta start somewhere right? *sigh* I didn’t write a smex scene.. gomen ^^ I’m leaving the little hint at the end for you to do your own speculating (I sure speculated a lot *smirk*) I think that it would be to big to start with such a thing in my first fanfic >_<

I’ll try to do better next time (if there’ll be a next time, we’ll see)...

Thanks for reading and please comment (and be honest!!!!)

Love <33 // Jennisz-chan >_<